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The Laws of Golf

  • LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

  • LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

  • LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

  • LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

  • LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

  • LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

  • LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

  • LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

  • LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

  • LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

  • LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

  • LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

  • LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

  • LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (see Law three)

  • LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

  • LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

  • LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

  • LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

  • LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

  • LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day.

 


 

Ideas and Innovations that shook the golf world from 1618 to 2004

1618 Featherie golf ball. Longest recorded drive with one was 200 yards.
1750 First recorded use of forged metal heads. If you could lift them you could hit them!
1826 Hickory Shafts introduced. Where were the tree huggers then?
1848 Gutta Percha ball. A 100 compression featherie.
1883 First Golf bag appears. And no, it didn't have those folding legs!
Late 1800's Drop forging invented. 100 years later, weekend golfers still can't hit forged.
1899 First Rubber ball introduced. First hit by John Daly's great–grandfather, it went more than 400 yards!
Early 1900's Wood club-heads, hand-made by pros until 1910. Pretty but no R & D behind them.
1902 From smooth to grooved club heads. Square grooves came later.
1905 "Modern" ball with wound construction introduced. Marked the beginning of the modern dimple wars.
1920 Persimmon takes over as wood of choice for club heads. Nice to look at but would be reduced to toothpicks by today's club-head speeds.
1925 Steel shaft introduced. Harder to break in a fit of temper.
1931 First major tournament won with steel shafts (US Open). This was before the networks had 18 hole coverage.
1934 Sand wedge invented. Thanks Gene!
1939 14 club rule instituted. Some guys still don't get it. Remember little Woosie at the Open?
1962 First powered golf car introduced. Three wheels and slooowww!
1963 Casting methods for irons commercially available. This is considered by many to have signaled the beginning of the hacker revolution.
1973 Graphite shafts debuted. It took 20 years to figure them out.
1980 Metal "woods" hit the market in mass. Remember the Pittsburgh Persimmon? It was the best thing to come along since the rubber cored ball.
Early 1980's "Utility" clubs make their mark. Remember the Ginty, or the Baffler?
1991 Big Bertha introduced. Compared to today's drivers, those heads look like five woods!
1994 1st long putters came on the scene. Now you can anchor it on the chin, chest or belly and it's legal. Caused inside the leather gimmes to eventually be outlawed.
1996 Edible tees invented. 77 flavors came later.
1997 First recorded broken bone inflicted by a swing training device. Actually it was a shoulder separation followed by a loud snap.
2001 Golf instructors finally admit that the simple "crotch hook" is the most effective device in keeping the head down. It was never commercially produced because they couldn't find anyone stupid enough to test it.
2003 The first 500 cc driver is introduced. Considered a "monster" by the standards of the day, it was quickly banned from the tour and branded a gimmick.
2004 The Golf Channel surpasses actual programming content with infomercials about gimmicky golf equipment. Just when you thought golf had all the gimmick clubs and training aids it needs!

 

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The Golfer's Prayer

The Lord is my Caddy; I shall not choke.
He maketh me good lies in green fairways: He leadeth me over the still waters.
He restoreth my swing: He leads me down the cart paths of righteousness To avoid slow play For Heaven’s sake!
Yea! Even though I walk through the shadow of double bogey I will fear no bunkers: For Thou art clubbing me; Thy sand wedge and putter They comfort me.
Thou preparest a match for me in the presence of my foursome.
Thou anointest my head with confidence; the cups overflow.
Surely eagles and birdies shall follow me All the rounds of my life And I shall dwell in His clubhouse, victorious forever!

 

 

 

 

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